Justin has an FAQ
Yeah, that’s right. Justin’s a guy who has a Frequently Asked Questions section on his website. Look, lots of people have so many questions and it’s just easier to make this page on the website so we can answer them in one fowl (foul? foel?) swoop. All of your Justin questions are answered below so like, you’re welcome.
Frequently Asked Questions
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We wanted to exude a vibe of synergy, business energy, and professionalism and felt that this picture set the tone needed for this website and specifically this FAQ page of the website.
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Actually, no! This was a general photo found on Square Space when creating the FAQ page.
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We are not sure. Again, it is a general photo. Most likely they are doing some sort of business meeting. Maybe talking about stocks or banking or money? We don’t know.
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Ok, I (yes, I’m shifting from we to I, this is Justin) am starting to get confused about why we are so stuck on this photo, we are almost done with the FAQ page and it is starting to just feel like a bit. Also, they are clearly njot hanging out. They are in some type of business environment and both are obviously taking notes. It seems like the person in the black shirt is presenting to the person in beige- NO, why are we exploring this, can we please move on?
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Finally! Jesus Christ, thank you. Yes, I’m published through Playscripts. You can find the links to my plays on the PLAYS section of the wesbite.
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*Justin lifts a baseball bat and strikes it down on the question asker. He beats down, harder and harder, in a blind rage. When there is nothing left but a bloody pulp of a man, Justin’s eyes goes wide as he realizes what he has done. Justin frantically buries the body in his parent’s backyard in Ohio, hoping no one knows of the horrifying tale but then realizes, this has all been documented on his website’s FAQ page… FUC-*